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Kept In (the) Dark, Fed On Horseshit.

Military in derevation, it can be used as either a noun or a verb. It refers to the habit of entirely too many officers (the higher the rank, the more likely to pull this) to not tell the troops a damn thing about what's going on and/or what they will soon be ordered to do .. =and= feeding them nothing but horseshit to keep them guessing. Lousy way to mess with morale, and if you accompany the troops in what you want them to do .. not very condusive to your continued good health.....

The =VERY= "unauthorized" patch for this is a red-n-white mushroom within a circle of the initials. Hence, wearers being known as members of the mushroom club.
"What's their problem? They're a kidfoh unit."

"Watch out for that asshole - he'll kidfoh you in a hearbeat and -then- leave you flappin'!"
kidfoh by Sgt Draggi February 12, 2008
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Solving problems and overcoming obstacles by thinking like a kid.
Dude, how did you ever figure that out? Simple, I used kidology.
kidology by grimly fiendish October 12, 2015

shy kidneys 

When you can't pee in the presence of other people.
I can't piss in this urinal, because i have shy kidneys.
shy kidneys by blinded October 7, 2008

trap kids 

A bad ass lil kid that don't listen to nobody and steals sandwiches. They enjoy the thug life including drugs, sagging pants, prostitution, and fetty wap. They also like to back talk their momma or grandmomma. If needed will use they grandmommas napkins for bandana headbands.
Why lil Jacquez always sagging his pants?
The thug life chose him. He's a trap kid now running the streets.

Where did lil Jacquez go?
He out chasin thick booty hoes and got that turkey with the other trap kids.
trap kids by kiwionte October 14, 2016

Ripp Kids 

Rich kids who mostly live in Bedford, Greenwich, and the rich part of Mt. Kisco. Their favorite hobby is making fun of slutty girls at Fox Lane. But keep in mind they go to all the Fox Lane events.
Girl 1: Did you hear about Brittany's family winning the lottery?
Girl 2: Yeah I did. Hopefully she won't start being one of those Ripp Kids.
Ripp Kids by VapeNation23 January 25, 2017

stray kids 

stupid little piece of shits but i love them
stray kids by leeminhos4thcat February 2, 2020