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Kept In (the) Dark, Fed On Horseshit.

Military in derevation, it can be used as either a noun or a verb. It refers to the habit of entirely too many officers (the higher the rank, the more likely to pull this) to not tell the troops a damn thing about what's going on and/or what they will soon be ordered to do .. =and= feeding them nothing but horseshit to keep them guessing. Lousy way to mess with morale, and if you accompany the troops in what you want them to do .. not very condusive to your continued good health.....

The =VERY= "unauthorized" patch for this is a red-n-white mushroom within a circle of the initials. Hence, wearers being known as members of the mushroom club.
"What's their problem? They're a kidfoh unit."

"Watch out for that asshole - he'll kidfoh you in a hearbeat and -then- leave you flappin'!"
kidfoh by Sgt Draggi February 12, 2008
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kitdfohs 

Military acronym for "kept in the dark, fed on horse shit"
kitdfohs has been seen written on helmets of grunts who don't have clearance to know everything they need to know. Often times they end up dead or wounded for lack of info.
kitdfohs by GumbyTTL November 16, 2007
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What up kidfo? Holla atcha boy!
OR
Where the weed man?
I don't know, kidfo needa hit me up
kidfo by wankstarr2 August 18, 2010
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breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
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