Cock Obsession

a disorder where one is obsessed with their cock and constantly has to mention their cock in every conversation.

Karlie- I miss you too
Chris- You miss my cock.
Karlie- No chris i dont miss your cock. You have Cock Obsession.

by SIGKAP1874 August 23, 2011

cock spank

an extremely gay person

Mikey B is such a cock spank

by DOM THE MAN July 25, 2006

cock bait

A male of questionable sexual orientation. Usually having femine personality traits and/or a metrosexual fashion sense.

Dude, look at the douchebag with the feauxhawk and the skin-tight jeans...what a cock bait.

by SCF April 23, 2008

Cock Gobble

While receiving a blow job, the man proceeds to urinate in the throat of his fuck buddy, causing her to scream in distress, which is distorted by the urine, Resulting in a sound which resembles a turkeys gobble.

*Man receives head and then urinates in the girls mouth*

Girl: You mother fuc, bwauh gobble.

Man: Tehehe

*Ends the cock gobble*

by Brendaon123321 October 8, 2008

cock smoker

Performing oral sex

Professor M.B. Stoff needs to stop smoking that cock and get back to work.

by UT LongHorn December 11, 2003

Cock Lips

Something you get when you fall asleep around a bunch of friends. Meaning, you got smacked on the lips with their penis' and you then licked your lips. Similar to a mushroom stamp.

Matt and Tyler smacked me on the lips with their dick's. Now I got Cock Lips.

I'm gonna give Jordan Cock Lips and smack his lips with my penis and hopefully he'll lick his lips.

by Matt Foley April 1, 2004

stunt cock

Stand-in boyfriend, usually a close male friend, used to appear more desirable in order to get the attention of the actual crush.

"Billy, I totally need you to be my stunt cock at my work party, so James will want me."

by Sharkysmachine April 25, 2006