Sharkysmachine's definitions

stripper tits

unusually large cup size coupled with an unusually small band size. Can be either real or fake.

"I started sprouting boobs at age 10, so by the time I was 12 I was a 32F, full on stripper tits."

by Sharkysmachine April 25, 2006

stunt cock

Stand-in boyfriend, usually a close male friend, used to appear more desirable in order to get the attention of the actual crush.

"Billy, I totally need you to be my stunt cock at my work party, so James will want me."

by Sharkysmachine April 25, 2006

Zissou

Letting necessary items fall into disrepair for the sake of lesser needed items.

"Man, this toaster is so fucking Zissou. It has two settings: bread and bricket. Yet the flatiron has technology developed by NASA."

by Sharkysmachine April 25, 2006