Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Sharkysmachine

Zissou

Letting necessary items fall into disrepair for the sake of lesser needed items.

"Man, this toaster is so fucking Zissou. It has two settings: bread and bricket. Yet the flatiron has technology developed by NASA."

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unusually large cup size coupled with an unusually small band size. Can be either real or fake.

"I started sprouting boobs at age 10, so by the time I was 12 I was a 32F, full on stripper tits."

Stand-in boyfriend, usually a close male friend, used to appear more desirable in order to get the attention of the actual crush.

"Billy, I totally need you to be my stunt cock at my work party, so James will want me."

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