M.E.P.S

Military Entrance Processing Station (M.E.P.S)

A separate Department of Defense (DoD) agency, USMEPCOM is comprised of two geographical sectors and staffed with personnel from all military services.
The mission of USMEPCOM is to process individuals for enlistment or induction into the U.S. armed services, based on DoD-approved peacetime and mobilization standards.

" Where did you process through M.E.P.S before going in the Army?"

by Edward J. October 1, 2005

J.E.R.K.

Junior
Educated
Rich
Kid

Douchebag:Hey,you're C.O.O.L.
Awesome:No,I'm a J.E.R.K.!

by waterdude125 March 30, 2011

Weedouflage E.

In gardening, a genus for foliage used to adorn cannabis cultivation.

These lush varieties of wild mint and italian tomato are Weedouflage E.

by Davis K March 11, 2007

hilar-e-i

The plural of hilarious; meaning more funny than hilarious.

Hope constantly cracks me up. She is absolutely hilar-e-i!

by LAVixen November 8, 2007

Total-E-Do

To impregnate a kangaroo

"Aww, that f**king moron total-e-do"

by Ry-Ry Niski May 16, 2009

premature e-textulation

To experience premature e-textulation is to accidentally send a text message or comment via phone or social network, before the text/comment is complete.

Text 1: I'm on my way. I just ha-

Text 2: ...have to stop for milk. Sorry. Premature e-textulation -lol.

by Medi0cre Man March 6, 2010

spittin e's

anything that is said that is extremly epic or very very profound

generally anything said by adam reavy

ex. adam was at the podium spittin mad e's and the audience appluded

ex. adam was out clubbin sipping on a bud spittin e's at all the ladies he could

by adammbaloney April 16, 2010