Midnight Palm

Having you’re girlfriend wake you up in the middle of the night with a hand job.

Thanks for giving the old “midnight palm” last night.

by DeanGullberry69 October 31, 2020

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Jazmin Palacios

Jazmin is girl that doesn't take crap from other people. She is best friend quality she will stick up for her friends no matter what. She will always be there for her friends and family. Although its takes a while for her to open up to you but once she does you can see the real her. Her personality shows her craziness , funniness, kindness and maybe sometimes her sassiness .If you have a Jazmin in your life better keep her.

Guy1: did u know that a guy cheated on Jazmin Palacios’ best friend and she beat the crap out of him.

Guy2: yea he's still in the hospital

by Queenbeebixch November 2, 2020

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Josiah Palacios

He is the definition of an ALPHA MALE. This guy is the best person to be around, all the girls will fall onto him for anything. He has body guards wherever he goes, and his most attractive quality is his amazing lucious man bun. Rumour has it that he gets laid every 5 hours with beautiful supermodels from all around the world. His best friends can never get into a relationship because they all just end up wanting to get closer to Josiah. Josiah is not only the most mega super ultra alpha male on the planet, but he is very very funny and likes cutting bananas and making art. He also is amazingly good in the kitchen, and can make waffles covered in strawberry syrup with the side of beans and cereal in 2 minutes. Their origins are usually from the exotic Easter Islands, Christmas Island, Hawaii, and sometimes one of the Carolinas (probably north) if they're a little beta male. When you play bedwars with him, please don't let him rush he will fall in the void trying to jump bridge, all he's useful for his putting a wood bed defense.

Josiah Palacios is a bigger unit than Howard.

by SpicyBoisandGrls November 3, 2020

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Balz Palsy

When one testicle hangs so much lower than the other , that it causes the corresponding eyebrow of the higher testicle to raise .

She kicked him in the nuts so hard that he still had Balz Palsy days later.

by Ben waah October 9, 2020

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pussy pals

A group of people (usually two) who think they are the shit and can make someone’s life a living hell if they say just one negative comment about something

Mark: “It’s just a joke...”
Aaron: “Shut the fuck up”
Andrew: “So rude...”
Mark: murmurs “Fucking pussy pals.”

by DrRiddlez November 15, 2020

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