nut

1: To bust a fat boi
2: Alternative name for an acorn
(masturbation in the distance)
Wife: Hey, you ok?
(guy nuts all over his wife)
Wife: EEEWWW!

2:
)Squirrel chewing acorn)
Little kid: Boi that's a nut
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Nut is not only a consumable item, another word for ‘ejaculate’, but also another word for ‘no’ in Scotland!
Hamish: Orite paaaal, wanna go get some bucky or that?
Angus: Nut! Hamish you’re 15 and am yer fucking Da!
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Nut is pronounced as nut
Synonyms: Uncut, Big, Pea, Alnut, Wal
Antonyms: EpiPen

Definition: Nut is anything that can kill a person with a nut allergy. They may be big and black, or small and white. The whiteness of a nut may come from a tingle in the nut, therefore making it white and sticky. Nuts sedu- sedate their victims by obscuring their throats, therefore choking them. However will most commonly hear victims choke on nuts.
The bigger the nut, the larger the effect.
In a threatening manner.

Angry Person: YOU WANNA CHOKE ON MY NUTS BRO?

In a way to warn.

Awfully Considerate Person: A NUT THAT BIG IS GONNA CHOKE YOU TO DEATH!

These are the most common ways nuts are used
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Nut, pronounced Nut
Synonyms: Pea, Wal, Alnut.
Antonym: EpiPen
Anything that can kill the kid with a nut allergy. It must be a nut however.
Nuts are usually brown, however a tingle may develop in the nut and make them white. How do nuts kill the kid? When the kid consumes the nuts, there throat will become obscured, and they will start choking on the nuts, killing the kid. The bigger the nut, the greater effect.
In a threatening way it may be used as

Angry person: YOU WANNA CHOKE ON MY NUTS BRO?

In a way to warn people it may be used as

Considerate person: A nut that big will kill you!

These are the most common ways nut is used.
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Man 1: I nutted last week. man 2: so did I
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Australian slang for no well kinda the meaning is that it's a ha4d nut to crack
You still mates with him.. NUT
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German Commander: So, will you surrender?

American Commander (to the German Commander): Nuts!
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