Poop Fart

A depressing accident where you are lounging in your living room in only underwear and your let a loud one rip and feel proud of yourself, only to discover the award winning fart included a surprise splattering of feces that soaked through your briefs and onto your tan couch.

“Sylvia ruined my sofa with her stank poop fart. This stain will never come out!”

by Schnortle McFly January 7, 2023

Mixed fart

The noxious substance that fills the space between 2 assholes.

Those assholes made a SICK ASS mixed fart!! /puke

by SkankMaster April 8, 2012

spent fart

A fart that has been spent. E.g a fart that is no longer available

Man that was a spent fart, I couldn't smell nothing

by Rae Rae October 19, 2015

Fart tube

a tube that you insert into your anus to silently and stealthily release farts without alerting anyone throughout the day. invented by an unknown, unhinged, beautiful man in a terrible state of mind.

man 1: Jesus christ whats that utter fucking stench?!?!
man 2: oh thats not me
man 1: thank god its not you
man 1s thoughts: thank god i bought the fart tube

by NyxAalonan August 16, 2023

baked fart

Just before getting out of your car on a hot day, you let SBD rip. When getting back in your car, you are hit in the face with a waft of hot fart worse than when you ripped it.

Dude, what crawled up you and died to make a baked fart that bad. My eyes are watering.

by LazyGecko October 15, 2015

fart-narc

A fart-narc is a friend who will share unfavourable stories about you, usually in order to bring other people together.

More simply a fart-narc is a friend who will narc your farts.

“I love Tim but is the worst fart-narc we know. Don’t tell him your business or he’s gonna make you sound five times worse to anyone who will hear it.”

by Yackitol November 7, 2022

fart nugget

when somebody is a bitch ass shithead (im talking to you gritigle)

that shitter over there is a fart nugget

by insaniotary February 27, 2024