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Facebook Double Team 

When someone makes a post on Facebook and you and another friend (the double teamers) both comment on the post in order to make fun of the original post. The comments almost always end in smiley faces to express sarcastic joy or happiness. The comments need to be made close together time-wise and should convey a similar message.

This is often used when a couple are getting too lovey dovey on Facebook and you want to ruin the moment and make it awkward for both of them. It is best to use it when the couple just like each other and aren't going out yet. Use it then for optimum awkwardness. Facebook double teaming is also used to make fun of a dude who is whipped by his girl. Whit-cheee

It can also be used to argue and make fun of people who make stupids posts or statuses.
boy posts on girl's wall: Hey you, I can't wait for Friday night! Going out to the movies with you is my favorite! Mwah!

comment by Facebook Double Team: You two are so cute!!! ;) :)

comment by other Facebook Double Teamer: You lovebirds are meant for each other! =)

girl posts on boy's wall: Hey what did you get on the science test?? I was just wondering since you stayed up to study so late lol.
KBYE

comment by double teamer: Get Some! =) =)

comment by other double teamer: These two should be a couple they are so adorable together! ;)

status by idiot: ed thomas convicted send him to texas too die

comment by double teamer: nice one ed thomas was murdered. mark becker was convicted

comment by other double teamer: ur such an idiot. classic "enter name"
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Dresden double dip 

When a guy fucks one girl and then with out showering fucks another girl.Used mostly to degrade the second girl.Originated in the small town of Dresden, Ohio.
Nate fucked that skank in the bar parking lot, then went and fucked his ex girlfriend.He gave that bitch the Dresden double dip.(big high five give and lots of laughter)
Dresden double dip by NatsyNate January 17, 2008

Splinter Cell:Double Agent PC version 

A half-assed Splinter Cell game that has more bugs in it than a decomposing rat has maggots.
I wasted $40 on Splinter Cell:Double Agent PC version

The Double Dow 

The reverse of The Dowey Sandwich

A large pizza in between two fully basted turkeys.
Oh, no big deal just the Double Dow!
The Double Dow by koolaidmatt February 26, 2011

Belgian Double Dipper 

The act of two males performing anal sex on a female, and then proceeding to place the tips of each of their fecal covered penises in a nostril. The males ejaculate blowing semen and feces up into her nose. The female then hocks a lugee of cum and poop, spitting it gently into an used chocolate rapper. This action is known as the belgian double dipper because the resulting viscous liquid looks like a white belgian, chocolate which was then dipped in dark chocolate.
"Did you get any valentines day candy from Bobby?"

"Yeah he and Rondel wipped me up a Belgian double dipper."

"I didn't know Bobby and Randel went to Belgium."

"They didn't they just busted up in my nose after they hammered my poop shoot."


A-Double-D

A nickname for someone with huge boobs and a short attention span. Derived from the cup size and attention deficit disorder
A-double-D needs some Ritalin and a good bra
A-Double-D by Ninula March 3, 2009

Will Double S 

A musician who makes dope vibes, and is well known on Spotify.
Will Double S by Billy Sánchez February 24, 2021