cut the cat 

Female masturbation

"I've been so horny during quarantine, all I do is cut the cat all day."

cut the cat by RayaLoe May 15, 2020

big fat cat 

a cat fatter than you when you where 13, FATTER THAN GARFIELD, and you can see, the cat's owners dont care.

omg thats a BIG FAT CAT barbara

big fat cat by Thejuicebox(Mistykitten;]) May 20, 2020

Literally a Cat 

A word used for describing some one or something that is so f*cking dumb that it defies description.

That kid over there, the one eating the rocks, he's like literally a cat.

Literally a Cat by Not Ur Average Karen May 23, 2020

Holy Fricking Cat Cat Fricking Marsh

Marsh is the most intelligent and prettiest girl in the world. She’s very lovable who will dazzle everyone around her. Not only is she clever, but she’s also good at art, music and sports!!!! Most importantly, she even bakes. People always compare her with the Disney princesses, in which people once thought such impeccable human being did not exist, until they met Holy Friking Cat Cat fricking Marsh.

Marsh is so awesome in the way that she shines brighter than the sun :,)
Be like Holy Fricking Cat Cat Fricking Marsh.

Holy Fricking Cat Cat Fricking Marsh by Mashie June 13, 2020

Holy Fricking Cat Cat Fricking Marsh

Holy bleep, how could somebody that is so pretty and intelligent exist! Not only is she clever, but she is also good at art, music, sports and cookery. Legend has it that she has a larger brain than Newton since she proposed the fact that apples drop from the tree is due to the attractiveness of hers, but not the gravity. Once upon a time, people thought that princess who owned both beauty and wist only existed in the fairy tales, until they met Marsh...

Holy Fricking Cat Cat Fricking Marsh is puuuuuuuuuuuuurfect! Be like Marsh!

Holy Fricking Cat Cat Fricking Marsh by Mashie June 13, 2020

Frisky like the Cat Food 

When you are feeling sassy.

Mackenzie: How are you feeling today Amy?

Amy: Frisky like the cat food.

Frisky like the Cat Food by HiddenGem777 September 1, 2020

Fuck a cat in a basket

When shit is just so badly fucked up that there is just no other way you could express the fucking shit show that’s going on at the moment

This is when the shit has hit the fan and every mother fucker in the room has shit on their face.

Everyone and everything is fucked

Jesus Jenny, you lost our life savings gambling in Vegas, fucked a wild Mexican and shat down your leg whilst giving a hobo a blow... Fuck a cat in a basket!

Fuck a cat in a basket by younginvestor September 24, 2020