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Friendsual 

The act of touching, kissing, slapping, grabbing, humping, licking, pinching, grinding on, sucking, whispering into the ear of, etc a friend in a sexual (& mostly joking) way, but it not being sexual because they are your friend and will never be anything other or more than your friend.
You grab your friends ass in a sexual way while drunk and someone gasps at its inappropriateness or thinks there is something more going on between you, you say... "It's ok, it's just friendsual"... & all shall be understood!
Friendsual by Miss Dee ATC December 9, 2008

special friend

The best friend of any girlfriend/wife...or any girl for that matter. The one friend who, without question, is always excited to see their girl. The special friend stands straight up, waiting to greet her, and share in her embrace.
Bill: Hey, I'm so glad you came to see me!

Susan: I didn't come to see you. I came to see my special friend. *unzips Bill's pants*
special friend by Billandsusan March 1, 2011

Friend of Borat 

An alternative use of the acronym FoB, which usually means "Fresh off the Boat," this is a takeoff from the gay euphamism Friend of Dorothy.

"Friend of Borat" is a little assymetrical in comparison with "Friend of Dorothy" because an unassimilated immigrant would not actually be a fan of Borat in the way that a gay would be fond of Judy Garland, but the phrase has stuck nonetheless.
"That guy is a total FoB."

"Fresh off the boat?"

"No, a Friend of Borat."

"Oh, good one."
Friend of Borat by Mike Chu December 28, 2006

best friend 

Someone whom you can count and depend on. After 12 years or any amount of time, they are the person that has been there for everything and knows you better than anyone. You give your everything to them, and they to you...until they get jealous and ruin your life.
Day one:
Sarah: best friend!!
Katie: BFFLAFA! LOVE YOU bestie!!

Day two:
Sarah: Bfflafa!!!
Katie: you are a lying manipulative bitch. leave me the fuck alone
best friend by P.O bear December 28, 2009

say hello to my little friend 

As well as being said in Scarface, this line is also said (copied) in the hilarious film Mafia!

girl friend 

a terrible situation to be in, occurs when two people are 'going out' however they are really no more than friends. the two people talk as much as a real couple, the male even spends all his money on the girl, but he recieves nothing in return apart from harsh comments and is often ignored.
tom: look nicole its been 4 months we must be able to kiss by now.
nicole: we can, just not in public or more than twice a week or if its a weekday.
tom: but why?
nicole: look im still a little embarrassed, surely you can understand that?
tom: (begins to cry) have you at least told your friends about us?

*nicole pretends not to have heard as the answer is clearly no, not even when asked does she confirm the relationship instead she just changes the subject. she remains toms girl friend
girl friend by dario l January 31, 2007