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fart

fart is that thing that just comes out of your ass sometimes out of nowhere, or on purpose. i love farting. you know when youre in class and you just got that big ass fart waiting to just shine? well, it’s always either the silent but deadly, or the loud but doesn’t stink. now, choose wisely, because either you wanna be blamed for letting it all out, OR do you want an evacuation at your school just because your ass can’t hold in a simple fart.
ben: hey man, it kinda stinks..did you..y’know, fart?

max: yeah man couldn’t hold it.

ashton: hey everyone!!! max farted!
by i love eating poop November 1, 2021
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titty fard fart

why you looking the def of this shit???
woman 1 cum in my butt and i will titty fard fart
by your mothers mum November 3, 2021
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Junk fart

A fart that smells like junk.
I just had a junk fart after eating McDonald’s last night
by alx.144 November 3, 2021
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Fart

by Clarence the pussy slayer November 5, 2021
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Fart Stream

The unfortunate event in which someone falls asleep in either the discord or console party chat and you can hear them snoring, moaning, and farting. This is also followed by them staying in the voice chat till the next morning.
Rick - Yo where’s jake? He's not talking. Is he still here?
Jerrard - Nah, He’s doing a fart stream again.

Rick - damn. Guess I’ll see him in the morning.
by G6Saitin November 8, 2021
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Tell-Tale Fart

When you are holding a fart in, quite suspensefully until eventually you release it, hoping no one realizes that it has come from you.
Narrator: “Villians! dissemble no more! I admit the deed! here, here! — it is the smell of my tell-tale fart!”
by Anonymous 4734902 November 8, 2021
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baka fart

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chicky 'baka farty' toot
by ilyynova November 13, 2021
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