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Happy Balls

Just had sex
After being deprived of my girl friend, I returned to have sex with her, now I have "happy balls"
by anonymous February 3, 2026
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“All balls no shaft”

The definition of a guy that’s always right. He never does anything wrong and it’s always his workers fault if something happens. He’s all bark no bite.
Andrea said he’s “all balls no shaft” to Tony’s son when they were arguing.
by That one guy joe March 5, 2026
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Man Balls

21-29 year old balls. Balls that have matured over a boys life, stating that he is no longer tight. Tight innocence has been out grown, and now can be identified as MAN BALLS. With this a man’s testicles are now able to bust properly and have the ability to be milked to a full potential. Man balls is something to be happy and proud of, at this time we are studying what comes after 29 years old.

For additional information about man balls please contact your health professional.
Dan: “I have Man balls”
Alex: “No you don’t you are 37, also girls 10 years younger than you want man balls not what you have”
Juan: “My balls get busted and skewered all the time

Alex: “I love a good old ball busting session with my big pair of man balls”
Juan: “Me too”

Dan: :|
by CMBD_MD February 27, 2025
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Hard Balls

When a male experiences an erection, but it is also effecting the testicles.
Man, she's making me experience Hard Balls right now
by hard balls the rapper March 12, 2025
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Tasty Balls

Gym bros? Really? I don't know. Maybe the testosterone? 🤷 ♂️ I mean, maybe you're just being a filth slut for clout but if you're serious then I would GUESS... Probably the testosterone...
Hym "Well, and you know, I could be that Gym bros need to shower after they work out and, therefore, have cleaner balls... OR... If the impetus behind their lifestyle is the YouTube dating-advice/self-help freaks... A lot of them tell men to use bar-soap instead of a gel detergent. Umm... Sweat frequency? Like, they expel sweat more frequently and, therefore, the pores in their nut sack (assuming nut sacks have pores) are relatively less dirty... I mean, it's just skin... So it should just be skin-flavored... But yeah. There are some possible theories as to why Gym bros have tasty balls (apparently)... Yep."
by Hym Iam March 20, 2025
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Tag Balls

The little balls of poop that catch on your butt hair when you don't properly wipe.
Dude, you need to learn how to wipe, you've got Tag Balls!
by Gbonne April 27, 2025
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