cheese

A food that comes from milk from mammals. You can get it from animals like goats and cows. Once, one of my friends said that if the world was switched, that cows would milk humans 💀

Person 1: Hey want some cheese?
Person 2: Is it lactose intolerant?
Person 1: Are you fucking dumb- it comes from a cows tit.
Person 2: Can i get it from a human tit too?
Person 1: *walks away and gets a gun
Person 1: *shoots person two cutely*
Person 2: 💀
The Queen: 💀
Random Chair: 🪑
Your Mum: 🥵

by jamie houzzara September 13, 2022

Cheese Pita

When bottoms and tops swap and cover themselves in shredded cheese

Bryn: Where did all the shredded cheese go?
Rodney: last nights cheese pita

by lilbobobigbobo May 18, 2022

The Cheese Grater

The sexual act of using a cheese grater on a mans penis and sprinkling the dust into the partner’s mouth, and then cumming in their mouth.

Hey dude me and Abby did The cheese grater last night and it was amazing

by Lil’ Chicken Strip February 11, 2021

Cheese Pita

When bottoms and tops swap and cover themselves in shredded cheese

Bryn: Where did all the shredded cheese go?
Rodney: last nights cheese pita

by lilbobobigbobo May 18, 2022

Pliers cheese

Something that you put up your arse.

Man i put a Pliers cheese up my arse last night god damm it felt good.

by Join the cunt October 9, 2020

Dick cheese

when yo dick stank like whet grandma wrinkly pussy.

“Ew that nigga has dick cheese”
“I can smell his dick cheese from a mile away what a stinky nigger”
“Ew that nigga needa wash his dick cheese away”
“Son why does your dick smell like dick cheese”
“Dude I think I have dick cheese in my ass now”

by The top nigga September 27, 2023

Cheese on his face

Preparing too much/ drawing too much for an inevitable situation that doesn’t happen or happens way later

Harold Camping outlived his prediction of the rapture, and news reporters from all around Colorado came to his house to tell him about the cheese on his face.

by McShieldold May 15, 2022