National Slap Your Short Friend Day 

December 15th is national slap your Short Friend Day!

Have fun slapping those little pests!

Joe "Hey Amanda it's National Slap Your Short Friend Day! I get to slap you!"

Amanda "JOE N-"

Joe "slaps her"

National Slap Your Short Friend Day by Idklol1790 December 14, 2022

lady friend 

Name used by awkward Princeton graduates to describe women they think are their girlfriends.

"There may be a lady friend involved, but she is neither a babe nor a chick."

lady friend by top loops May 31, 2009

friendster 

friend + gangster = friendster

friendster by Anonymous November 5, 2003

5 minute friend

When a person only needs 5 minutes to give a job of an kind, have sex, or have an orgasm in general.

I can not believe Kiera was a 5 minute friend in the bathroom.

Thumbaleena is the 5 minute friend of the century.

5 minute friend by Crippler8 July 24, 2008

Friend 

1.Back-stabbing, two-faced, cunt, prikk, bollock-head, annoying poo-bum.

2.Uses people, in order to propell themselves into higher things.

I think we all know.

Friend by Depressed February 16, 2004

Friendsgiving 

A time where all the faggot ass popular people go to ones persons house usual the richest one and claim to there parents that it is a holiday but is really and excuse to have a gay party with all goodie goodies and make your parents pay a lot of money on a queer party.

“Hey are you going to Kelly’s for Friendsgiving.” No sorry I’m not a faggot

Friendsgiving by Dildo swagger November 14, 2018

every girl's best friend 

1. A brain
2. Gay dudes (trust me, you'll find out why)
3. Diamonds
4. A Camaro, especially a black or royal blue one

Not every girl's best friend is a diamond. Some like flowers and ohters like fart jokes.

every girl's best friend by RatchetBoo May 9, 2003