Blues Brothering yourself

When you mix Black breakfast tea, Black coffee, and Redbull or monster creating a breakfast version of the speedball a mixture of Cocain and Heroin what killed Jake from the Blues Brothers

When you really want to sleep though class, just Blues Brothers yourself

I really just want to really fucking sleep for 5 hours.

Don't go full on Blues Brothering yourself, you'll sleep forever.

by Tohka and Notyomama1 October 6, 2021

too hard on yourself

not liking yourself, hating things that will never change about yourself, thinking about a mistake that goes on forever

you’re just too hard on yourself take a break

by briii33 March 19, 2022

Blue check yourself

Verb

You're so wrong and crazy with the shit you do and say that you need to pay to get verified.

First said by comedian Josh Johnson on Hold Up podcast with Dulcé Sloan on 11/3/2022

Look, check yourself. Me check myself?! Go blue check yourself!

by Alt Deadpool November 3, 2022

you can just sit there, pissing and shitting yourself

An expression, commonly used in a negative way in order to tell someone to go fuck off. It can also be used in a "you know what?" kind of manor, as an exclamation or frustration. It has the added benefit of insulting how the recipient spends his free time, and is synonymous with "you just sit on your ass all day"

Bill: "Hey, you wanna hang out today?"

Jon: "Nah I'd rather just stay home and watch a movie."

Bill: "Fine then, you can just sit there, pissing and shitting yourself all day."

Fred: "Hey, we're gonna play some basketball, wanna come?"

Joe: "I just had a really bad break up, I'd rather be alone."

Fred: "Well you can just sit at home, pissing and shitting yourself while we have fun ya douche."

by jcer1 July 20, 2013

Unalive yourself

It’s a way of telling someone to go die but survive it. So a nice way telling someone to die because they said something stupid or off”

“I thought Obama was white” “what bro? Bro just go unalive yourself”

by Jojo aka @3xclusive._.jo April 5, 2021

setting yourself up

Creating a "that's what she said" joke for yourself on purpose.

John:This is so hard, that's what she said.
Brian:Dude, you're setting yourself up.

by Slammy Johnsen December 6, 2007

kill yourself

Something people decide to do when they don't feel like living anymore...

suicide.

Hanging, blowing brains out, dying by your own hands, ect.

by Stephanie Soquet April 2, 2005