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Writers of history

The phrase “writers of history” refers to illegitimate historians who falsely document historical events. Usually, this is done to portray their own group/country in a more positive manner. These illegitimate historians may also erase historical documentation or portray another group/country in a negative manner.

Broadly, this is in the definition of Historical negationism. Generally, when a group is conquered by another and has the resources to to tell the history these “writers of history” go into effect.
The Roman Empire swiftly conquered the nations around it. As it spread, the writers of history spread false information about its many wars and atrocities as being justified. The most foul crimes were merely lost to history while its adversaries fight was distorted and set in stone.
by DrAccius June 5, 2021
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Witz

A crazy KRAKER face kraker that roams the streets in need of crack cocain
Damn Buddy is a Witz
by Joe/Hazan/Chris March 24, 2003
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write a document

V. To take a shit. Or to write an actual document.
"dude that it didn't take any time to write a document at all. Plus it was watery and explosive..."
by ddizzletellevizzle December 14, 2008
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Weitzel

Described in legend as "being born of Rangel and Stamos". This has been widely interpretted as a work of prehistoric (possibly gay) genetic engineering, fusing the genes of Rangel and John Stamos into one being. The result was named Weitzel, the appearance of John Stamos, with the stench of Rangel.

Stories of Weitzel include acts of heroism and gayness, always ending with being eaten by Bill Cosby (in many different forms of edibles). Weitzel is love-stricken by the sight of Grunder (AKA: Sandusky). The pursuits of Grunder's companionship is a recurring theme in the legend. Weitzel's good looks attract Grunder, but horrible odor makes his company unbearable. Weitzel eventually wins the heart of Grunder through the medieval mating ritual known today as "cock socket".

In common terms, a Weitzel is used to describe a person with an excellent quality, but a negative downside.
"Ugh, Brett Wilson is such a Weitzel. So hot, but so gay."
by thethunder September 24, 2012
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writer's block

when somebody sticks a pen and/or pencil into your rectum.
man my girlfriend gave me a wicked writer's block last night.
by noodle-killer October 31, 2011
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write up

A term used by "lads" it means going to graffiti it is the street term.
lad1:Sd0in lAdskee lEts Write Up bRaz
lad2:Nm lAd...wEr u WannA Writ bRa
lad1 AnyWer lad Sg0 BrA
lad2:AiitE lad
by BENJII92 September 27, 2006
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Writer Center Monster

The Writer Center Monster, or WCM, lives underground in the middle of a computer lab in any high school. He travels from school to school where there are many computers in one room, therefore, many internet connections. (It may take up to 2 weeks to find the sneeky rascal and bring him back home) He feeds off of Google internet searches and reads your personal essays and papers. He is the size of a large raccoon but can grow to the size of an aligator when fed properly. Round, green and with yellow claws, he only comes out to feed when there is no one around. Occasional calls are: "Me hungry!" and "Me want Google!"
"The Writer Center Monster escaped again!"
by Meatbayg October 30, 2007
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