Bathing with Jesus

A phrase used to counter complete and utter bullshit. Used to call out someone's lie without stating the obvious. Passive-aggressive in nature.

Weaselly friend: (On the phone, obviously home alone geeking out to the commentary on his recently purchased Battlestar Galactica special edition box set) Hey man, I'm throwing a sick party. Gonna be a ton of chicks.

You: Sorry man, I'm busy bathing with Jesus.

by MG Lambo June 12, 2014

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Donut with sprinkles

What you call your anus after you've dusted it with glitter.

Stormy: "I made a donut with sprinkles for Donald tonight."

by SimianFriday March 5, 2019

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crab with a knife

It's a Crab with a Knife

Don't piss off a crab with a knife.

by SuperMemeBros December 17, 2019

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Gamble with your soul

to sell your soul or bet it by basically risking your life for anything

1 way: Rondo will gamble with your soul. 2nd way: i cant take this i need her i have to gamble with my soul.

by LilDurksGrillz January 14, 2021

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a witch's tit

Said to be extremely cold.

Wife: what's the temperature like outside, dear?

Husband: why I say it's colder than a witch's tit out here, yessuh

by benjaminblanco April 18, 2021

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TRIPLE TRIPOD with the OPTION

Placing both hands palm to palm- turn middle and ring fingers into palms- keeping pinky, pointer, and thumbs together and extended (a hang loose with addition of thumbs)- rest chin on thumbs- insert pointer fingers into her pink pussy and begin to lick that kitty- as her arousal increases throw in the OPTION by sliding pinkies into her ass!

Knowing how Sally likes me to lick her pink for a lengthy amount of time, I set up my TRIPLE TRIPOD with the OPTION sending her into a quick climax.

by Johnny Stinkfinger April 11, 2009

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Get stinky with it

(verb) To get down or have a place just go mad crazy fun

Bro: Hey man, what's up?

Dude: Bro, I'm having a party. We're about to get stinky with it!

Bro: Sweet! I'm bout to get jacked for this!!!

Chick: Uhhh, Hassan just went on the dance floor and got stiiiiiiiinky widdit!

by Hasonator September 16, 2010

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