Word Wood

an erection from scoring high points when playing a word on Words with Friends.

" That 119 point word gave me word wood"

by Prune sacks February 7, 2012

Wood-licker

Someone who plays a woodwind instrument requiring a reed. Also, any body who just likes the taste of reeds or wood.

Patrick: Hey Squidward, you play the clarinet alot.
Squidward: I do. I'm a proud wood-licker. Yes I am. Now leave me alone, you imbecil.

by Latisha Mags November 26, 2011

Spray Wood

An out of date term used largely by the aging/baby-boomer gay community to indicate sexual arousal.

Every time they show those talking pictures with Burt Reynolds at the West Hollywood Senior Center, I spray wood, his mustache is the bee's knees.

by gerierection December 8, 2011

Jared Wood

Bandwagoner to every team that wins the championship

Ryan- I just saw Jared Wood in his new Bryce Harper jersey!
Caitlyn- Really! He just bought a Manny Maxhado jersey yesterday!

by Sarah Graysun :) March 7, 2019

Back of the woods

A hillbilly who lives near the sketchy area of the country where there is nothing but woods, meth labs, and missing children.

Look at that back of the woods hillbilly! He’s smoked away all his teeth!

by XXX420StraightEdgeBlazeItXXX February 11, 2019

through the woods

The act of pouring a pint down your mates back and allowing it to flow through his hairy arse and into the recipients mouth laying underneath him.

Oh no I've just got through the woods on the wheel

by BiscuityBoy February 1, 2022

mourning wood

Mourning wood is a boner you get at a funeral.

Frank was quite embarrassed when he got mourning wood at his friend Fritz's funeral.

However, he did get some nice winks from the widow.

by scodder May 31, 2010