A finely crafted sail boat with the properties of AWESOME.
Unlike its more boring predecessor, the simple Sloop, the Uber Sloop is designed for total Awesome.
It's uses are:
Sailing in Uber water, where normal Sloops dare not sail.
Maintains awesome at all times.
Inspires awesome.
Can be used to fire Awesome Lazer.
All who board are considered Awesome for the remnants of all time.
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Only the Best receive a Uber Sloop, acquired only through God.
Or selling your soul to satan (purposely spelled without a capital S), which i don't recommend.
It's that Good.
I among few, have received a Uber Sloop.
Unlike its more boring predecessor, the simple Sloop, the Uber Sloop is designed for total Awesome.
It's uses are:
Sailing in Uber water, where normal Sloops dare not sail.
Maintains awesome at all times.
Inspires awesome.
Can be used to fire Awesome Lazer.
All who board are considered Awesome for the remnants of all time.
_______________________________________
Only the Best receive a Uber Sloop, acquired only through God.
Or selling your soul to satan (purposely spelled without a capital S), which i don't recommend.
It's that Good.
I among few, have received a Uber Sloop.
by Ages August 6, 2008

By abolishing the post room and having everyone put their own mail in separate envelopes the head of office admin proved they were the real uber-shambles everyone suspected all along.
by MoLincs September 12, 2012

by 1337munkii December 9, 2007

Uber bait …
Spiritual gifts again …
Seems I got an upgrade
Even when hiding … inside …
The wind …
Will still come for you
This time it was unawares ..
Caught red handed …
Bit of a theme emerging..
Oh actually it manifested long ago
Spiritual gifts again …
Seems I got an upgrade
Even when hiding … inside …
The wind …
Will still come for you
This time it was unawares ..
Caught red handed …
Bit of a theme emerging..
Oh actually it manifested long ago
by LetsTalkAboutX January 14, 2023

When an extremely skillful driver pulls a car stunt OR when an Uber driver makes a u turn in the middle of a 4 lane road to pick up a fare without giving a crap about incoming traffic.
by Professor grandmaster G December 24, 2019

Person A : I saw a shadow of a person pass through my garden but there was no one there.
Person B : Dude, that's uber freaky
Person B : Dude, that's uber freaky
by jazsta123 November 22, 2009

by *Barbie July 25, 2006
