Tompression

The depression you feel after taking one of Dr. Tom Katona's tests at Cal Poly SLO

person 1: "Damn, I sucked ass on that last midterm. I feel awful.

person 2: "Same. I got clinically diagnosed with tompression.

by blunderedmyqueenagain March 16, 2023

twomogus

A rare mutation of an amogus where an extra amogus grows off of the base amogus's spine. It is infertile and shrivels up when touching small, green, plants, such as grass. The second 'mogus thinks for the base amogus, but can't move, unlike the base amogus.

Ew! It's a twomogus!

by EmogusalDamager December 3, 2022

TomP'ed

To be injured by an incompetent volunteer on your campaign for public office.

Tom Quiter was TomP'ed while petitioning and lost his middle finger.

by lovejuicer May 15, 2023

twimp

Short for "the world is my playground", a twimp is a verb referring to an outdoor adventure or activity.

It can also be used as an adjective.

I'm heading out tonight to do a twimp, want to come along?
Let's go twimp in the national park this weekend

by ross_on_why July 18, 2023

Trompled

Being trod on and trampled at the same time

Someone at work trompled on my foot

by mesnboi2 December 15, 2023

Tomping

Its like stomping but with your hand commonly against the top of a table

Me:"ayo bro when you grandma coming to the hood."
You:"shiii i aint really know, i dont think she coming."
Me:"FUCK!(tomping the table)"
You:"wait you wanna fuck her then bet she pullin up."

by Partybabushka January 18, 2024

THWOMP

Acronym for Third World Monkey Person.

Refers to the sort of person so obviously incapable of adapting to the standards of a civilized country that you feel existential dread at the thought that they were ever allowed to enter your country.

"Damn, ever since Obama, this country has just been overrun with THWOMPs.

by impossiblebones January 28, 2024