Tellable

Being able to tell/decipher something.

Were they dancing? Were they fucking? It wasn’t tellable.

by M0ther Timeskips January 27, 2026

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Tallahassee Slappy

Is when you shove your hand someone anal. Then pull out and slap them until they turn red or black out

My boyfriend gave me a Tallahassee slappy until I could handle it

by Software129 February 10, 2026

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The act of wrapping one's own (or more commonly a partner's) belt, shoelace, necktie, or any improvised strap extremely tightly around the base of the erect penis and/or scrotum immediately before climax, then proceeding to ejaculate while the constriction is maintained at maximum tightness. The goal (or at least the claimed goal among degenerates who admit to this) is to produce an explosively forceful, high-pressure orgasm followed by an almost cartoonishly dark-purple, throbbing, vein-bulging member that looks like it’s about to pop.

Upon release of the improvised tourniquet, the sudden rush of blood back into the area supposedly creates a painful-yet-euphoric pins-and-needles sensation that some describe as “cumming so hard your soul leaves through your dick and then gets sucked back in"

Bro said he gave himself a Tallahassee Tourniquet last night and passed out for like 90 seconds. Woke up with a boner that looked like a bruised eggplant and a carpet that needed professional cleaning.

by Bigdawg_jimmy67 February 15, 2026

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