Five Pound Trout

The largest most massive single turd imaginable, along the size and shape of a very big fish. Its so big, it sticks out of the water.

Dang it Bob, you left a five pound trout in the toilet without flushing it down. If you want everyone to see your masterpieces, send them to the Louvre!

by IFSATG March 27, 2021

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Brown Trout Moccasins

The act of someone performing oral sex on you while wearing shoes you have defecated in.

Karen developed pink eye after giving Hershel a pair of Brown Trout Moccasins at his Bar Mitzvah

by Marfield January 08, 2020

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trout line

when a young woman in her perhaps late 20s to early 30s is looking for multiple men above the age of 40 for sexual reasons

she is such a trout line already flirting with 4 dads

by #real experience May 08, 2018

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Trout

v. The act of covertly fondling the private area of another with your foot.

"Last night I pretended to have leg cramp, but in actual fact managed to trout Steve for a good three seconds before he overreacted!"

"I saw Nathan meditating earlier and I could've sworn he was touting himself"

by trouter October 14, 2009

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trout

Semi- duragatory term used to call someone out for annoying or disgraceful activities.

Obviously people hate you, you are constantly being such a trout.

You have owed me money for two weeks now. Quit being a trout, and give it to me already.

by Velocirod April 21, 2016

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