A tool is someone you hit with your penis in the face with while asleep... You take pictures and post them on line and tell everyone he's a "moe.. moe".... A tool is a guy who everyone doesn't want around because they know he wears diapers, but let him chill because u need a ride to the diaper factory.... A tool is someone who got caught having anal with a dog, he explains it by saying dog reverses to god? What makes him a tool and not a zooerastiaist is he is on the receiving end of the "god" (backwards) sex.... And lastly the top tool is a guy who follows stray dogs and catches the poo from their butts before hitting the ground... What he does with poo is pure toolism! Either covers his genitalia in it, or uses a pastry bag to inject it into his anus, also known as poo insert.
What is that guy doing, leave that dog alone you fucking tool... And put on some clothes, diapers on a millennial is just wrong!
by King-of-the-whifes February 1, 2025
Get the Tool mug.Wrong, Russell. You are trying to get me accept principles at the level of the deontological so that you can trick someone into doing something. You are not the morality tester Russell.
Hym "And I... Have exactly ONE moral axiom. I singular moral principle. Do you remember what that principle is Russell? It is WRONG for someone OTHER THAN ME to control MY mind. No amount of trickery or lying or pretending is going to convince ME... That it should be otherwise. Even if I WERE to accept other axioms or presuppositions... Those would all STILL be entirely ANCILLARY to my core (and ONLY) principle. You are a tool. Why anyone would be wielding you thus is a mystery to me... But I can theorize..."
by Hym Iam March 14, 2025
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verb ("to tool"): getting work done or being productive in general (originally hacker slang, likely from MIT)
sorry man, gonna have to punt our plans tonight, if I don't lock in and tool tonight I'm gonna fail physics
"dude, are you hung over? was the party that good?" "nah man I was stuck tooling all night"
"dude, are you hung over? was the party that good?" "nah man I was stuck tooling all night"
by fjjt August 11, 2025
Get the Tool mug.Most of the definitions of "Tool" on this website talk about people who are easily taken advantage of, but they forget the OTHER definition:
Tool is a Progressive Metal band known for songs like Sober, Schism, Forty Six & 2, and The Pot
Tool is a Progressive Metal band known for songs like Sober, Schism, Forty Six & 2, and The Pot
by KaijuNerd September 6, 2025
Get the Tool mug.An individual who's personality is the perfect combination a Tool and a Douche Bag.
Another explanation is a moron who thinks that they are god's gift to the world.
Another explanation is a moron who thinks that they are god's gift to the world.
dude 1: Check out that tool Chuck over there, now that's he's watched karate kid six times he thinks he can punch through a brick wall. What a douche bag.
dude 2: Chuck truly is a Tool Bag.
dude 2: Chuck truly is a Tool Bag.
by Max86 September 13, 2012
Get the Tool Bag mug.Any gathering predominantly populated by tools, or individuals who lack the capacity to not conform to systems and arbitrary rules, and who generally lack the ability to think or act creatively.
by Steinus July 19, 2012
Get the Tool Convention mug.When an large scale attack occurs within the first 10 min or so of a RTS game while the opposing player is focusing on gathering/producing resources.
Originally from the RTS game Age of Empires, a tool rush is when a player attacks while still in the tool age. As the goal of any RTS game is to first increase production of resources to a high level and then increase production of battle units, one can attack an enemy within the first 10 min. of a game while the enemy has no or few units of attack and little defenses and is focusing all of their attention on gathering resources for which to build battle units and defenses.
Tool rushs must be carefully orchestrated as the rushing player will usually have few resources as well, and few, low-tech units for the attack.
Originally from the RTS game Age of Empires, a tool rush is when a player attacks while still in the tool age. As the goal of any RTS game is to first increase production of resources to a high level and then increase production of battle units, one can attack an enemy within the first 10 min. of a game while the enemy has no or few units of attack and little defenses and is focusing all of their attention on gathering resources for which to build battle units and defenses.
Tool rushs must be carefully orchestrated as the rushing player will usually have few resources as well, and few, low-tech units for the attack.
Ok, 4 min into the game, I need some more wood. I'll send villagers over to this forest... <sounds of dying villagers> what the hell? AWW CRAP! ... tool rush?! CMON MAN!
by Rayarax September 27, 2010
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