Punchin' the Toadstool

verb, slang for intercourse

Yo, Weegee, that Peach bitch told me to put on a Mushroom Suit before punchin' the toadstool last night!

by PockyGT November 5, 2008

Toady

A servant to more popular kids in schools mostly, but also sometimes found in the workplace.

Toady has been around forever man.

Tell one of the toadies to bring me a beer!
Fuckin toadies, hook my up with some change.

by raecerex May 6, 2004

Toadified

An extreme form of a 'whitey' whereby the victim is overwhelmed by dope and he form kermit the frog eyes thus he is 'Toadified'

'Man you're Toadified'

by Mark McClaren March 30, 2004

Toadally

The mario toadstool version of totally.

Mario: Dude i killed that turtle

Toad: I KNOW IT WAS TOADALLY AWESOME!!

by Cornballnugget June 13, 2011

choad toads

Choad toads isn't even a word, you idiot.

The fact that Sony Roolz ACTUALLY posted this stupid choad toad definition is proof that too much fanaticism can bamage the brain.

by rolling my eyes October 18, 2003

Toads Re

Short for "Totally Retarded". Used to describe something that is inexplicably stupid, pointless, or nonsensical.

Diego: Dude this is toads re! I can't believe the cops came and busted up another one of my parties.

Jillian: Dudes, Johnson just assigned us three essays in one class. Hella re.
Everyone else: Toads!

by The Executive Council August 14, 2008

toadstomper

The act of a gay man kicks his partner in the penis.

I was feeling horny until Todd gave me a toadstomper.

by GenevaLover May 17, 2016