sock tissue

When all else fails and you need a tissue but all you can find is a sock, you use it as a sock tissue.

Person 1: They broke up with me
Person 2: You need a sock tissue
Person 1: I'm not crying that much

by shashwah May 7, 2016

Empty tissue box

Meaning 1: you recently had a girlfriend over to watch "Fault in Our Stars".
Meaning 2: you haven't jacked off in over two weeks and finally did.

1) I had Patricia over to my house yesterday and it resulted in an empty tissue box.
2)I had Patricia over to my house yesterday and it resulted in an empty tissue box.

by The Maniacal Sponge May 17, 2016

gay tissue

A smaller male being passed around in a gay circle jerk as a cleaning rag.

My dad was a gay tissue before he met my mom

by Fudgerlicker October 16, 2016

woody tissue

When you have morning wood and ejaculate into a tissue thus creating a 'woody tissue'.

"i made a hella woody tissue this morning bro"

by watermelongatorade February 2, 2017

jack timms

A Jack Timms is a horrible person who often has an ugly dog and loves to play games

Woah that has to be a Jack Timms

by By Milad Quadare April 9, 2017

angered tism

Usually has a t in the name some one who has insane rage problems that he can't control them is a bully and has to get held back because they are so stupid this kid practically has autism and thinks there the shit and picks on smaller kids because he is so old for the grade he is a grown man

Man that kid is such a angered tism he's stupid and has anger issues

by Thom goin June 20, 2017

slapp tiss

norwegian for loose penis

han hadde en slapp tiss

by SlappisTissus December 25, 2017