dump the ranch

Something you do that turns people off from whatever they may be eying or interested in, thereby making them suddenly repulsed from that interest.

Jess: Can I have your crutons?
Jo: *dumps the ranch on her salad*
Jess: Never mind.

Jim: *looks at girl from behind* Hey she looks hot!
Larry: Watch her be a butterface.
*girl turns around, and is indeed a butterface*
Jim: Uggggh you just had to dump the ranch on it, didn't you?

by HexMaster June 27, 2008

Crooked River Ranch

A place a bunch of yuppies move to, to think they live in the "country" and complain about everything. The slowest driving place you'll ever drive in your life. Nosey ass neighbors and dogs/cats running around like a fuckin petting zoo. Deer are suicidal, they're dead on the road everywhere. Did we mention slow driving?

Holy christ, you most live in crooked River ranch. The gas pedal is on the fuckin right!!

by Wakner03 December 5, 2021

kool like ranch

Something u say when u don't care what a person is talking about

Jim we won our game! DJ said ,"kool like ranch"

by Dasice September 23, 2017

Spicy Ranch Doughnut

The act of one person French kissing another person's anus. While similar to rimming this act coveys a much more passionate approach. This act requires full tongue insertion and movement as if the anus is a mouth.

During foreplay Sally told Jim " Quit messing around and give me a spicy Ranch doughnut before you go knocking on the back door"

by anonymous May 30, 2024

Ranch Immersion

Immersing oneself in ranch at one's own pace

"I have to get into this bathtub and do ranch immersion."

by itchboy February 26, 2023

girls who eat ranch

People of the female gender who have consumed or continuously consume ranch dressing

Danny: do you like ranch
Lindsey: yes, in fact I am part of a cult called girls who eat ranch

by RogueSoul22 January 4, 2021

ranch dipper

A derogatory term used for a white sorority girl (or former sorority girl), derived from their tendency to engage in the guilty pleasure of dipping everything in ranch dressing – then immediately complain about how fat they are going to get "but it's sooo worth it." This activity is usually followed by induced vomiting.

She's wearing heals to the football game while drinking a pumpkin spiced latte, and her SUV is parked right over there. Could she BE any more of a ranch dipper?

by ranchdippin November 6, 2015