president blowjob

A guy that gets a BJ from the office intern and is too chicken shit to own it and tell everyone his wife is just a bitch. AKA the 42nd President of the USA.
I saw president blowjob on TV the other day. His wife’s still a bitch.
by MarkANator January 11, 2025
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protect the president

A fun school game usually played at break time (recess). The game was that you and a bunch of friends were split into two teams, one being the the security squad and the others being the people trying to capture the president. One person was randomly picked to be the president and the security squad had to escort the president from location A to location B whist ensuring the capturers weren't able to get the president and take him to a different location. Any and all physical violence is permitted to protect or capture the president.
Security Squad: Follow us mr president, make sure the president doesn't get captured and taken to the football pitch.

Capturers: We gotta take out the security squad all at the same time and take the president to the football pitch.

Protect the president : A game for lunch time or break.
by Vinster_BulletClub4Life_ March 12, 2017
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Schrödinger's President

He isn't the President if he's doing anything possibly illegal and he is the President should he get caught doing anything possibly illegal when he wasn't the President.
Trump was Schrödinger's President at his last Memecoin dinner.
by Mister Quimper May 25, 2025
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The Best Damn President Ever

Anyone but Donald Trump to piss off the guy above
I would rather have a monkey be president over Trump. Even though there's not much of a difference. Joe Biden is the best damn president ever!!!!
by Jshnsjsjaj March 04, 2024
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The Worst President

1. Donald Trump (47; current) (run by Ian Miles Cheong and EIon Musk; worst president ever)
2. James Buchanan
3. Donald Trump (45; 2017 version)
4. Richard Nixon
5. George W. Bush
6. Warren G. Harding
7. Chester A.arthur
8. Ronald Reagan
9. Andrew Jackson
10. Joe Biden
Person in 2019: Who's the worst president? Donald Trump! No, its not Donald Trump, ass hole. Its James Buchanan, screw that guy.
Person in 2025: Who's the worst president? Joe Biden! No, not even close. Our current president is the worst, even declaring himself the king.
by jadenthemoose2 February 22, 2025
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The Worst President

James Buchanan (you thought it was trump didn’t you)
Man Trump is the worst president

Bitchass fuck no he isn’t you want them cartels skinning us alive killing is and eating our flesh?! If no then shut up cuntass fucking Afro-American
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Fucking Japan president

How Korean people express feeling to Japan president(abe)
by Japan is a crazy place December 23, 2020
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