Pencil

Pencil long and hard like UR MOM. ToT
used in many ways

Sister: can I borrow that pencil of urs
Brother: get in my mom
Sister: INTO THE UNKNOWN
*hard stick moves*

by hi chloe June 24, 2022

Polish Pencil Cricket

The act administering a handjob (preferably a reach around) after inserting a tampon saturated in alcohol into the rectum of the subject.

Bruce said there was no way I could make him climax, so I hit him with some polish pencil cricket and ended the debate.

by Smegladon December 18, 2023

apple pencil

apple pencil is a electronic pencil for ipads for rich people and its so dumb, why dont u use your finger?

"just connected my apple pencil to my ipad, the prices are so high"
"why dont u use your finger?"
"well i wasted all my money :|"

by yeetb01 September 14, 2022

Docky Pencils

Verb; The act of putting three pencils up your dick hole or someone else's.

Person #1: Hey look, Ryan Gosling has docky pencils
Person #2: WTF is a docky pencil
Person #1: It's when you put three pencils up your dick hole
Person #1: WTF

by Schquagadangleschnit June 14, 2016

Pencil Neck

Somebody who is so annoying that you need to revert to bad insults.

Timmy is such a Pencil Neck

by liamrr18 March 23, 2021

Pencil

A whipped mate who never rocks up to events and his family owns a vineyard.

“Yeah my mate William is such a Pencil”

by Revs May 4, 2023

Dysfunctional pencil

Describes someone who just doesn’t function as intended or properly.

She’s definitely a dysfunctional pencil - like a pencil with a rubber on both ends.

by Alycisms July 7, 2021