A phenomenon similar to beer goggles. When a tall girl over estimates the attractiveness of a guy because he's taller than she is.
by thebaseballstar August 5, 2012
Get the height goggles mug.When you’re in the military and someone looks more attractive than they really are because you haven’t had some action in a long time, because you’re in the military.
“Yo that girl over there is really hot.”
“Nah man shes a 5/10 at best, you just have those military goggles on.”
“Nah man shes a 5/10 at best, you just have those military goggles on.”
by beener598 July 13, 2021
Get the Military Goggles mug.For when a person has a "crush" on a person and then starts seeing that person as faultless or perfect normally seen also in New relationships or "honeymoon goggles".
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Get the nerd goggles mug.When a man places his ballsack on a women's forehead, seperates his balls and slides them over her eyes
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Get the nazi goggles mug.The inability to accept that words are spelled correctly or incorrectly due to the obscene diction or the even more obscene length of an essay, term paper, dissertation, etc.
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