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Simp Flexing

Simp Flexing is when you brag on forums how many people your financially supporting.
Jack was Simp Flexing about how many only fans girls he was financially supporting and showing off acknowledgement clips.
by Excited Bike February 1, 2021
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Flex

An international exchange program financed by the Department of state. It brings foreign exchange students from post USSR countries
Who is that new girl?
She is a flex exchange student
by Katie 2020 June 5, 2020
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Unlimited flex works

An attack which involves a set-up period where KJ performs a dance, followed up by a punch that creates giant cracks in the air.
KJ: "because with this IT'S OVER...KJ'S 20 SERIES...UNLIMITED FLEX WORKS"
by LegokoaSpongebob March 12, 2025
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Sandy Turd Flex (STF)

When you're taking a dump and your butt flexes forcing the poop to retract into your butthole causing the sensation of sandpaper going up your butt.
"Man I hate it when I have a sandy turd flex (STF) in the bathroom"
by Matt Stazjic October 3, 2016
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4am flex

What you doing mate ? I'm just on that 4am flex boss
by Roscoe10123 April 19, 2018
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Flex Officer

A little bitch of a CO that is constantly found underneath the desks of his/her superiors.

The Flex Officer gets to Flex on all the other Correctional Officers because he/she "knows" that they are better than everyone.

The Flex Officer can get away with almost anything.... Depending on how long they can hold their breath underneath that desk, and depending on how much they cry "unfair"

Being a Flex Officer you will usually only have to do half of the job he/she is suppose to do, and must expect applause from everyone.

Their superiors usually consist of a Daddy Captain, Mommie Lieutenant, or Uncle Lieutenant.
Hey CO, why are you staying late?

Flex Officer said it was unfair for him to be mandated, so Daddy Captain said he is not allowed to be mandated.
by BigDaddyBear53 April 12, 2025
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flexing on facebook

Sending a screenshot of something u consider good that nobody Asked for or wanted
by bob the builder 40785 June 29, 2019
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