A Brazilian football player who was a great player during the 1990's-2000's and can do the most impossible shit nobody's ever seen. Such as his free kick vs France, or his angled shot when he played for Real Madrid.
Roberto Carlos GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
by namingrandomshitifindinthisweb October 20, 2023
by Francis Cobblebottoms September 11, 2020
A sexy ass mother fucker that will take your bitch in the blink of an eye so you best hide yo bitch for your own good
by Big tittie Becky March 31, 2017
A carlos Kou Is one of the worst people to cross paths with, he thinks he pulls all the girls but infact they were dared to date him, he loves scamming kids for candy
by ananymous_48 December 13, 2021
by tyftty October 03, 2019
a mexican comedian who offends everybody. he is hilarious and is the host of a crappy show on comedy central.
by clevelandsteamer August 06, 2005
(Noun) a shitty car whose owner is equally as shitty. Usually he will smell of rancid feet or of used dildos. (Verb)To drive play halo at a below average level (Adj) Shitty.
(Noun) God, Andrew's monte carlo isn't worth fixing up. More like Monte car-no." said Jeff, who owns a lesbian car. (Verb) Andrew Monte Carlos so the teams are never fair. (Adj) Andrew, take your smelly, cock biting, monte carlo ass out of here.
by Superflylemonaid February 23, 2005