Squirrel Monkey

Any species in which reproductive organs of both sexes are present.

Also see: Hermaphrodite

confused individual: "Are you a MAN or are you a WOMAN??"

Hermaphrodite: "neither, Imma SQUIRREL MONKEY!"

by Gmilch May 16, 2010

punching the squirrel

When you puke in a toilet

He was face down in the stall, punching the squirrel

by Tunod81 November 24, 2017

Squirrel Balls

When your pants are so tight in the crotch and your balls suck up inside you.

My hipster jeans are so tight in the crotch I can't even feel my balls. I got squirrel balls. They are hibernating.

by Gerry Larry April 19, 2013

Squirrel Harbor

When a chick's bush is so hairy it looks like she hasn't trimmed/shaved since 1941.

"I went down on that chick from the party & was surprised by some serious bush!! It was like Squirrel Harbor down there!!!"

by TwistyMcfisty January 6, 2017

Squirrel Puffin

Squirrel Puffin is when a girl Farts into a guys mouth and his cheeks puff up like a squirrel.

The other day i was chillin wish my boyfriend and he fell asleep so i Squirrel Puffined him to wake em up.

by IIT41II November 4, 2021

squirrel skinner

Someone who is so uptight, if you shoved a squirrel up their ass it would have no pelt upon pulling it out.

That guy is such a squirrel skinner.

by Fat_n_forty January 18, 2015

Squirrel Injection

A term used to describe next generation hacking in which a given system's source-code is unraveled line by line. This exposes vulnerabilities at different layers that can then be used to navigate through the system undetected and collect information, sometimes called "nuts".

Using squirrel injection HACKER combed through the FBI database and stole government secrets.

by Don't Worry About It______ November 23, 2011