gas, ass, or grass

When someone asks you to drive them somewhere, they can pay with gas, ass, or grass. Gas(money for gas), ass(a sexual favor), grass(marjuana).

Ling Ling: "I just drove you all the way to Africa. You know the rules... gas, grass, or ass."(gas, ass, or grass)

by mikec00l January 5, 2009

watching grass grow

The most fucking boring thing to do know to man

Counting stars would be a better way to waste your time

by cuhk_solidbones July 18, 2005

Blue Grass Balls

Similar to blue balls but, the males testicles are teased when aroused and one testicle is blue and the other turns green with a itchy and uncomfortable feeling

“Reading that fan fiction really made me get blue grass balls, without having to do anything about it”

by GoombazzAction February 10, 2021

Piece of grass

A name given to someone when all other cuss words just aren't enough

Becky, I swear you are acting like a real piece of grass!

by Bobby.5k March 12, 2017

grass eater

a slur typically used against native americans because colonizers thought that they only ate plants and used it as an insult

get out of here grass eater, we’re taking your land

by Mayella Neighze May 27, 2019

Starter Grass

The premature start of unsightly facial hair on a woman's forehead, ears, sideburns or lip (top and bottom) area. Usually associated with women who are pregnant or just given birth.

Jasmine gave birth over three months and she still got that starter grass on her dome.

by 4Plai January 13, 2009

ass, gas or grass

The toll for riding in anothers vehicle. Only one is required in trade.

If your riding with me you better give up some ass, gas or grass

by garbage eater March 25, 2009