Alien dipstick

This is a large human like animal who speaks french

Omg i think theres an alien dipstick in that UFO he must be raping children

by Fucking cock sucker February 10, 2018

Alienism

When you are an atheist that believes our creators were other worldy beings that made us as a long experiment or as pets if you will, and that if humans fail at there purpose the entirety of humanity will perish at the hands of some halo shit or the fucking greys with there 200+ iq strats. You are this if you watch Ancient Aliens

I am an alienist at heart, and your god doesn't exist but if he did he can suck my small still pubescent boy penis, so you should convert to alienism.

by Charchee May 30, 2018

Alien

aliens ate me in the bed

“alien 101”

by Cory the rizzler June 11, 2024

alien fuck ass

alien fuck ass is when you are tweaking off the yart mid class well your shlong is handing out like a stress ball and yelling fetty wap

i take the ball i bounce it i shoot i miss alien fuck ass

by brayden cook March 4, 2025

HOOTY (alien)

a really strong and cool and swaggy person that knows alot of people and things and they are also swaggy

have you heard of HOOTY (alien)??!
NO LMAO
go know them now say hi to them
thank you for teaching me

by justarandompersonlololol July 10, 2021

Alien-ified Potato

A potato who believes in aliens. Not necessarily a plant potato... If you are a potato and believe in aliens then this is FOR YOUUU. Also, let your friends call you that.. oops wait you have no friends... anyways ill call you that it is fine. i am also one of these pieces of shit :)

Oh look, it is the Alien-ified Potato! better run unless i wanna get KIDNAPPED BY ALIENS HAHA

by Alien-ifiedPotatoConspiracy January 28, 2021

nordic alien

the term "nordic aliens" is a hilarious slang term for white people. it originates from the type of extraterrestrial commonly known as "nordic aliens" due to their humanoid shape, blonde hair, and blue eyes.

use case one:

A: wow who's that guy in the white house
B: he's a nordic alien
A: i heard he had a weird looking penis
B: all nordic aliens do

use case two:

A: the nordic aliens are really fucking up the neighborhood with their sting music and selzer
B: fucking nords at it again

by skullymundo January 31, 2025