testicles

2 round devices in a sack put in a man's groin by the government to spy on him, cut them both off immediately if you have them

Person 1: Hey check out how big my testicles are
Person 2: Woah, you got really lucky with the government
Person 1: Government? What does that have to do with my testicles?
Person 2: You don't know? Testicles are government spy devices, i already got mine removed
Person 1: Oh damn, i guess i'll get them removed then

by anonymous October 11, 2024

testicles powered by machine guns

testicles that are powered by machine guns!

his testicles were so fucking strong that they could be powered by machine guns
testicles powered by machine guns are awesome!

by Tower0fdreams January 19, 2025

Tentacle Suicide

A suicide between 10 people.

Me: Wow, this show makes me want to commit suicide.
9 other people: same
Me: well then, lets have a tentacle suicide.

by bowgawa February 20, 2025

Teslacles

Small undersized droopy Nazi testes

She kicked the fascist in his Teslacles

by Mangumangutaipo March 24, 2025

Testicle wrap

When you grab your gigantic nutsack and wrap it around your thigh

Person 1: My balls are so big and are always in the way, what should I do?
Person 2: Just do a testicle wrap, man.

by PissBlaster27 March 31, 2025

Testicle Monster

Someone that tickles your balls as they suck you off.

"My friend is a testicle monster"

by ClashRoyaleKing May 16, 2025

testicle hands

When lesbians go after men in secretive ways

You have those testicle hands you fomo lezbo witch!

by EDONITIYAKANIYA July 23, 2025