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Mall Grab

The Mall Grab.

Like many things in life, you are told not to do and sometimes it is for the best. We should continue to value the legacy of skating and carry on with the joke. The history behind the Mall Grab is simply a great amount of “poser” skaters who have no intent on getting on the board and shredding. Any real skater knows that he will mall grab by accident every now and again.

The mall rat scene at that point was ridiculous,” Sean Gallagher said of working at a shopping mecca in 2002 located in an upper class New Jersey township.

“A lot of those kids would carry boards around for fashion… It’s like the guy who just carries the guitar around and doesn’t play it,” he said.
Dude #1: “Damn bro, my coffee is taking mad long bro. I hope I don’t spill it on my new thrasher shirt, I paid 60 bucks bro..”
Dude #2: “Man stop being a lil p##### ### ##### and by the way learn how to hold your board. “MALL GRAB!” See you at the park..
by Amt224 November 2, 2022
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Yellow Mall

by Cyber sex master May 4, 2024
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mall madness

electronic board game involving a two-story mall made of cardboard and lots of skill.
"yo, sara, wanna play mall madness?"

"yeah, if you wanna get pwnd!!"
by mgsrj January 5, 2008
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Coconut Malled Food

This is a famous dish that was inspired by the creators of Mario Carts. To create this dish that is served only on certain parts of the world, you'd have to do the following steps:

1.) Slice a Coconut in half
2.) Pour the Coconut water inside of a mixer
3.) Put your fruits inside of the mixer
4.) Blend the contents
5.) Once blended, pour inside the coconut
by MrManMaking February 23, 2021
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Black Mall

The intermediary stage between an active, vibrant mall and a dead mall. As a mall declines and the property value decreases, recognizable chain stores leave and niche black-owned businesses take over while half of the mall remains empty. Usually criminal incidents at the mall increase as well. The best thing at black malls are their food courts.
Man, it's so weird hearing about how Capitol Court was the place to be in the 60's and 70's. When I was growing up in the 90's, it was a black mall. And now, it doesn't even exist anymore. Such is life.
by Wendy Wheelchair February 27, 2025
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Elante Mall

The One stop for Window Shoppers, for Bloggers, for desperate singles who come to watch Chandigarh di Kudiyaan.

Also great place to watch movies, hang out with your family, Party with your boy gang and for Actual Shopping. The mall house great brands, great food spots and great vibes.

Also, The Photo Friendly Spot for the Citizen of City Beautiful- to get their picture done in front of I Love Sign.
(Kuch Atyaant hi Pyaar, iss shehar se...)
Elante Mall is great shopping spot in chandigarh
by CringleMasterPro007 November 27, 2021
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Mall Grizzly

It's a bear that patrols malls, often catching bad shoppers and putting them in mall jails. One of many mall cop animals.
Ralph: It's been a rough day. The mall grizzly out here is really crazy.

Emily: Do you think we can trap them? We need some honey.

Ralph: No, mall grizzlies don't eat honey, they eat money!!
by Dusty's Baby Powder October 11, 2010
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