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Nintendo Entertainment System

the most popular video game system in the 80s it was made by a japanese company called nintendo u may not have heard of them as after sega made there consle nintendo went bankrupt however the nes is still the best video system to this day as it has the most popular video game on it every made

Excitebike

Excitebike is the best game ever
nintendo entertainment system
"bruh whats ur best time in Excitebike"
"who records there time while playing Excitebike"
by Morgan john March 4, 2019
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Defcon Shit System

Defcon 5: No Threat. You probably just took a huge shit.
Defcon 4: There's potential. Either enough time has passed since your last shit, or your last shit you don't feel emptied you out, or you feel slightly unwell and could need to take a shit earlier than usual.
Defcon 3: Very slight pressure. If you really, really needed to, you could probably for some turds out. If you do, it will probably be vey unfulfilling.

Defcon 2: The normal needing to shit. Ideal conditions under which to shit.
Defcon 1: Shit imminent. Basically, you better have your pants dropping as you hit the bathroom door or you're going to have a problem on your hands.
Dude, I'm currently at Defcon shit system level 3. We should probably pull over so I can shit soon.
by Tony's Pickle Jar February 28, 2023
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The universal scoring system.

A system that scores individuals based on "attractiveness" That can range from 1-20. The system is in place so people can rate their overall chance of success of "getting with" someone near the same score.
Can be used in Most scenarios and has a success rate of 80%.
The universal scoring system.
Example: A male rated with a attractiveness of 7 will be successful with a female around 6,7 or 8. The universal scoring system has exceptions to the rule which include:

Location (Billy is trying to find a hot girl in his area, but alas their are no hot girls. Billy who has a US of 15 will have to settle with a 8.)

Money ( Candy has a US of 19. Dave has a US of 7, but Dave is rich. Therefore Candy settles with Dave)

Self esteem ( Sarah rates herself at a 12 even though her US score is 16. Therefore males around 11,12 or 13 have a chance with Sarah.)

Other exceptions can be found, but overall the Universal scoring system is incredibly accurate.
by OnceInMexico September 18, 2013
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three panty system

When three lesbians have a love triangle. One should be masculine.
Why Diedra and Susan, would you like to have a lesson in the three panty system in my bedroom? - Jill
by Agnes2010Scottiez April 1, 2010
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System Builders Syndrome

The compulsive need to constantly upgrade one's computer. Usually occurs in people with home-built computers. It is currently a bigger problem then AIDS among the gaming community.
Person 1: Why did you just buy a GTX 280? You had two 8800 GTs.

Person 2: I have system builders syndrome. And I bought two GTX 280s.
by Chris L. & Eric V. October 18, 2008
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The American School System

The school system that every school in the USA uses, even though it doesn't teach you shit.
Kid: "Ms Teacher, what's our homework?"

Teacher: "Everyday Math Journal Page 78."

Kids: "G

Teacher: "Don't blame me. Blame The American School System
."
by dominiclopez September 23, 2021
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New York System

A term used in Rhode Island to describe a type of diner-style restaurant that specialized in serving hot dogs. The term appeared in Rhode Island in the early 1900s as a marketing strategy when hot dogs were closely associated with New York's Coney Island.

The term "New York System wiener", or "hot wiener", describes the style of hot dog served at these restaurants - the veal and pork wiener is placed in a steamed bun and topped with celery salt, mustard, onions, and a seasoned meat sauce.
"Hey Pal, how's bout we grab an Olneyville New York System wiener on our way to the Paw Sox, I'm wicked hungry since all I had today were some pizza strips and a Del's."
by Garchet July 20, 2017
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