Crusty Softener

The sexual act of licking a butt hole with hardened poop leftovers. Often staining the teeth or giving bad breath.

Guy 1: Yo how did last night go with your girl?

Guy 2: It was awesome she gave me a crusty softener, now i feel so clean and she definitely needs a new tooth brush.

by psycho_words March 15, 2011

Walk soft

Take it easy;to be gentle and humble.

I try to walk soft and not rock the boat.

by John Kitus February 19, 2012

Stool Softener

An object placed upon a hard chair ( i.e. a stool ) in the form of a cushion or a similar device, used to soften the area that is sat upon. Commonly used when a person will remain stationary for extended periods of time, such as when one is gaming.

"Dude, my ass is falling asleep. Hand me a stool softener."

by RunawayPanda January 19, 2014

free softie

When you get a handjob from a fast food employee.

I went to Wendy's and I got a free softie.

by Mr. Spackle Tackle February 13, 2021

Charmin Ultra soft

Being, or becoming soft, very soft, like really really soft. Could easily be mistaken for a bitch, or someone who has recently lost their balls and developed a vagina.

Coach Huck used to be cool, but all of a sudden that dude became Charmin Ultra Soft.

by Someguy2018 July 19, 2018

national kiss a softball player day

oct. 24, pucker up ladies ;)

Bro october 24 is national kiss a softball player day... go kiss her!!

by yagirlri October 23, 2019

Softail

The greatest motorcycle frame ever designed. Devoloped and used by Harley for years. More custom and aftermarket versions than any other. Used by Jesse James, OCC, and about every custom builder you have seen on TV. Has the appearance of a rigid or hard tail but the comfort of suspension.

"I was looking at getting a Wide Glide but I had to get the Softail."

by sucksqueezebangblow August 15, 2009