Sweaty Becky

The act of fucking the fat friend who smells like onions

I fucked a sweaty Becky to help my out my cod buddy

by Jlindz2011 June 10, 2024

Sweaties

Sweaties are not the rarest of breeds and should be approached with extreme caution and with plenty of deliberation between you and your drinking buddies for the evening. These aggressive ladies are often found in groups, scantily clad, and sweating profusely from the molly and hours of uncoordinated dancing. Though they are very overweight and most likely dehydrated, do not let that fool you. Once a sweaty has lured you in, they cannot be left behind. She can be driving an early 90's honda hatchback yet she is still going to be right on the tail of your brand new Tesla. If you do manage to break line of sight then they began employing primitive yet effective tracking methods.

Steve Jobs: "Damn, Musk! Looks like it'll be a quiet night for you at the secret lair. What a putz!"
Elon Musk: "Not so fast, cancer man. (take huge rip from blunt) There is still the sweaties inside that turned this foam party into the rinse cycle of a washing machine!"

by Devonius Tunaman June 12, 2019

sweaty chicken legs

When a womans legs are fat and sweaty from just walking

Hey look at her wiping her sweaty chicken legs

by sexyass22 April 26, 2014

sweaty eyes

For saying the match, or people you are fighting is going to be difficult or require enough focus to make you sweat.

They were looking at me with sweaty eyes.

by anonymous November 10, 2021

Sweaty Wednesday

When a woman is face first on the bed but there is a guy hitting her from behind and the bed is another guy.

"Yo we should go pick up that lot lizard and have a Sweaty Wednesday"

by MilkyMatt6789 March 23, 2025

Sweaty Bush Nerd

Someone who frequents voice calls just to listen to other people speak without contributing to the conversation at all.

Guy 1: Sergio's a total sweaty bush nerd, he keeps joining the call and listening for a bit before leaving.
Guy 2: Agreed, he's the definition of a sweaty bush nerd.

by Kyojiame November 29, 2020

sweaty yeti confetti

Your woman has a train run on her. Put your face about 6 inches away from her crotch. Take a bellows, insert the end into her vagina/ass and pump until the air pressure blows the jizz from all the other guys across your face.

I got thirsty last night, so I had Betty roll over so I could get a mouthful of that sweaty yeti confetti.

by Betty Confetti February 7, 2018