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Stretcher

Strech-er

Verb

1. The act of putting a drunk on a stretcher that is not alert and orientated enough to deny 911 transport.
"Yooo bro? I need you to pick me up. There is like 10 firefighters trying to stretcher me."

"I drunk I'm not promise. I do not want my ass to get stretchered!"
by Urban EMS March 14, 2019
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Stretch Limo

It's an expansion on the minivan (2 in front; 5 in back) to be 2 in front 10 in back. When a girl has 2 fingers in her vagina and then two fists in her ass.
Did you see that chick in a stretch limo? Yeah, definitely needed a lube job.
by ksoze720 June 1, 2019
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Stretchie

When you try to stretch your dick under your legs to touch your ass.
Sorry I’m late I was giving myself a stretchie
by Ray Ray GoGo June 3, 2019
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[Stretch throat]

stretch throat is when someone tells you that they have a sore throat but you know that person has been giving sloppy toppings lately , but act as if they don't understand why . Similiar to strep throat because there is imflamation in the throat but different solely because you know they a hoe.
Jane: man my throat is really sore , and I don't know why just came out of nowhere!

John: No kidding sounds to me like you've got stretch throat!! You should really see a doctor about that!
by Kilthy Fi April 24, 2019
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Strathmore

A white privileged neighborhood in Michigan's thumb region, filled with men and women in their 60's complaining about every little thing that goes on inside. A sub par HOA, combined with a bunch of boomers with nothing better to do all day than sit on Facebook and complain, and you get Strathmore, the most ridiculous place on Earth.
Tim noticed that Henry lived in Strathmore, and he immediately lost respect for him.
by SoulHound November 19, 2019
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StretchnPump

To be so pittiful and pathetic that you need to use a penis stretcher and pump to get it up or to even not pee in your own pants
Omg Amy look at that pathetic Schugel over there he just pissed himself again cause his lil wee wee dont reach past his zipper he really should of thought ahead and used the stretchnPump method he uses to get it up for the puddles cause if he don’t some female is gonna get beat again for sure
by Hd#48 October 19, 2019
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Stretchgasm

When the stretch is so good and your whole body starts shaking and it feels like you're having an orgasm.
I woke up this morning Elyse and man I had the best stretchgasm ever
by LilSpicyy March 17, 2020
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