The Perfect Stranger

A man has sex with a woman he doesn't know and after sex he sees how long he can keep his penis in her before she says something. The goal is to make the experience as awkward as possible.

The Perfect Stranger should not be tried on women you know. For best results your name should be Cousin Larry Appleton.

by Steviepq October 9, 2007

stranger

Person who mistakes you for your non-existent identical twin unless you talk in front of them.

Strangers are so delusional.

by frabrizio March 5, 2017

Stearns

1. The author of the abusive AP World History textbook. Referred to as, "The Double Dark Lord Who Isn't Black Despite What The Name Suggests."
2. On over intelligent man that darkens the door of knowledge with obtuse terminology with a deceptive front golden cover.

As Claire opened her textbook, her heart sank as she had to decipher the Stearns writing

by Dare Braile June 14, 2010

strandy

when hair is thick but sticks together in chunky stands... may sound nasty, but looks beautiful

"hey do you like my hair?"
"umm... it looked good until i touched it... its really... strandy!"

by hayley combes April 14, 2010

stranger things

the most overrated tv show in history

"i watch stranger things"
"kys dave"

by CNSLover July 31, 2022

blindfolded double reverse stranger

Similar to the Stranger, reverse stranger and the double reverse stranger, however, after proceeding to numb you penis and hand you then blindfold yourself in order to imagine someone jerking off.

I could not manage to pull of the blindfolded double reverse stranger becuase i questioned myself too much.

by Andy Langberg September 2, 2006

Stranger

When you're taking a dump, yet the smell is completely unfamiliar to anything that's ever come out of you before. It will almost feel like a Stranger came in and shit in your toilet with you still on it.

Dude, the shit I took this morning was a total fucking Stranger. I totally almost called the cops.

by JohnnyCal September 24, 2013