Stife

If your wife is your sister.

Your stife is so hot.

by Mike Liddy April 23, 2009

stiffer

1) An erected penis
2) Corpse which is cold and become stiff
3) Nickname for someone called Christopher

1) Every morning I've got a massive stiffer
2) Got to perform an autopsie on a stiffer
3) Hey Stiffer what you up to tonight

by Brunel September 17, 2005

Stiff Yo Lip

To Tell Somebody To Shut Up

Yo Bitch Stiff Yo Lip!

by DiPsEt November 10, 2004

Stiff-six

An erect penis. "Stiff" refering to hard, and "six" referring to six inches.

I have a picture of your sister taking a stiff-six in the chops.

by SDW2311 April 15, 2005

Stiff

British word for Cigarette

“Ay! Can I borrow a stiff?”
“No problem, just promise you'll quit smoking stiffs soon.”

by Chairhandler1 July 27, 2015

Urban Stiffy

A Stiffy you get from wandering the suburbs and checkin out the fresh talent

ooooh, that bitch is so fine she's given me an urban stiffy!

by Robert J. Melrose May 21, 2003

Stiff Leg

When a guy has a hard on and he can't straighten his leg without pain

"Man, why you walking so funny?"

"shit, i got stiff leg"

by L.Perkins January 16, 2008