by ThePersonLovesMorgzMumIWantHer August 14, 2021
Get the Fallout: Brotherhood of Steel mug.His laughter can be heard all throughout the dimly lit halls of the catacombs. Sounding like a sexually deprived Joker had a love child with Scooby-Doo. He himself is a virgin, and is the purist of virgins, so pure in fact that he can take yours with a simple tap on the shoulder and a quick wicked laugh, and poof, it's gone!
The Virginity Stealer has existed since before the beginning of time, folklore has it that he is the true God who started the universe, though it's hard to determine if it is true or not.
If you are going urban exploring in a dark place with a lot of hallways alone and feel a tap on your shoulder and hear a laugh, you no longer can say you're a virgin in front of your mom at your next doctor's appointment.
TLDR: The Virginity Stealer is a suspected God who is purist of pure virgins, so pure he steals others' to preserve his purity, not through adultery, but with a quick slap and a laugh.
The Virginity Stealer has existed since before the beginning of time, folklore has it that he is the true God who started the universe, though it's hard to determine if it is true or not.
If you are going urban exploring in a dark place with a lot of hallways alone and feel a tap on your shoulder and hear a laugh, you no longer can say you're a virgin in front of your mom at your next doctor's appointment.
TLDR: The Virginity Stealer is a suspected God who is purist of pure virgins, so pure he steals others' to preserve his purity, not through adultery, but with a quick slap and a laugh.
by Worcestersh1re January 12, 2023
Get the The Virginity Stealer mug.That "jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams" is a conspiracy theory based on 9/11. The name gives it away but it basically means the planes did not singlehandledly bring the towers down but someone had made them vulnerable on beforehand. There's also a conspiracy theory based on the twin towers not being built with steel beams in order to save money. "Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams" is often associated with George Bush since he was the USA president at the time.
by r/me_irl October 25, 2017
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Pink Steel is another name for the woman’s vagina. It can be categorized by many levels from Aluminum – Platinum depending on how hot it is.
Pink Steel is another name for the woman’s vagina. It can be categorized by many levels from Aluminum – Platinum depending on how hot it is.
Pink Steel, man's favorite meal.
I pounded that fresh shaved Pink Steel so hard last night. It was a Stainless scallop...
I pounded that fresh shaved Pink Steel so hard last night. It was a Stainless scallop...
by Mongoliod1534 October 13, 2011
Get the Pink Steel mug.Feeling two very strong emotions at the same time, one of which is always sadness. In honor of the band's ability to combine really depressing lyrics with peppy jazzy music.
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Entering a bar at the Jersey shore, you'll be greeted by a tightly packed sardine can of sweaty, shirtless freaks on coke or Blue Steel.
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