The game of two men taking hold of each others meat sticks in their writing hand whilst whispering sexual references to one another. The looser is the male who becomes erect in the others hand first.
“Excuse me sir, would you like to join me on the beach to engage in a Ukrainian Stand off?”
“You’re dam right I do, let me just put down my earl grey and take hold of that sword”
…….
“This morning i challenged my postman to a Ukrainian Stand off…….whispered sweet nothings about his sister and had him bulging in 60 seconds”
“You’re dam right I do, let me just put down my earl grey and take hold of that sword”
…….
“This morning i challenged my postman to a Ukrainian Stand off…….whispered sweet nothings about his sister and had him bulging in 60 seconds”
by Malta tribe September 11, 2023
Get the Ukrainian Stand Offmug. A party trick: fill an extra large condom full of urine and freeze it into a slushy like substance. Smash it over the heads of your friends until it bursts.
by Mr. Clean’s gay cousin September 30, 2019
Get the Minnesota Lemonade Standmug. by Cardboardtasteslikeeggs November 1, 2009
Get the Stand up videomug. Similar to a real stand off but simply involving cocaine instead of guns. A tense situation where two persons are eyeing two lines of coke, waiting for the other to lose his/her nerve and "pull the trigger".
"Dude... m & f were doing a colombian stand off the other night.. none of them caught any sleep!"
"Oi! What'cha looking at? Lookin' for colombian stand off?!?"
"Oi! What'cha looking at? Lookin' for colombian stand off?!?"
by Yamato Corporation March 25, 2017
Get the Colombian Stand Offmug. The stand-up pisser has shit on it.
by HyperactiveToothpick May 29, 2005
Get the stand-up pissersmug. A usually alcohol-induced one night stand complete with nonchalance, good times, and absolutely no regret.
by SlidderYouStink May 31, 2011
Get the One Love Standmug. Twisted Cliche:
A 'friend' on XboxLIVE/ PSN/ Steam e.t.c. Whom you have 'added' based on shallow foundations /values (e.g admiration of playing ability) and experience. You have merely chatted to them once and never intend to again due to the impersonal nature of this connection.
A 'friend' on XboxLIVE/ PSN/ Steam e.t.c. Whom you have 'added' based on shallow foundations /values (e.g admiration of playing ability) and experience. You have merely chatted to them once and never intend to again due to the impersonal nature of this connection.
"Most of my friends on PSN are One-Chat-Stands"
by Mr. Vaccum Science December 23, 2011
Get the One-Chat-Standsmug.