As Happy as a Squeezed Snake 

To add the fluid into the gas station windshield washers, first you need to squeeze a snake. The manufacturers of the washer fluid squeeze the snake which allows the washing fluid to come out of a snake. This takes off a lot of weight from the snakes, making them very happy that they have been squeezed dry.

"Dude what are you doing, Why are you smiling so much?"
"Dude i'm as happy as a squeezed snake!"

As Happy as a Squeezed Snake by iiWolfyii January 20, 2020

Squeezle 

When you have to defecate and it requires grunting and straining to the point of losing consciousness

Umberto : Where have you been ?

Chow Ling : I took a squeezle a week ago. When I passed out, I fell over and hit my head. I was in a fecal-induced coma until the day before yesterday.

Squeezle by Dragonwolf November 9, 2018

easy peasy lemon squeezy 

slang phrase (from an old British detergent commercial) used to express that something was quickly and easily done.

the claim processes was easy peasy lemon squeezy

easy peasy lemon squeezy by nick_f November 4, 2009

Hog Squeezer 

A male who masturbates to a female streamer on Twitch. Even if the content is decidedly non-sexual.

The hog squeezer in chat said, "I'm squeezing my hog to this. Gonna keep doing it even if you ban me."

Hog Squeezer by mcphersonmike June 29, 2020

bread squeezer 

A person who is so awful, that they go into a grocery store and squeeze the loaves of bread.

Gerry is such a jerk, I bet he's a bread squeezer.

bread squeezer by Dinkleburguuu February 10, 2015

squeezing a dwarf 

taking a poop

So, I was sitting there squeezing a dwarf, when the guy next door started playing Rush real loud.

squeezing a dwarf by not karl marx June 1, 2009

peenie squeezie 

Pennie Squeezie is a buff bulldog introduced on season 1 of Hot Streets. His methods are crude but effective.

Hey! Wuh-wuh-wuh-wuh-wuh-wuh! Don't fuck with peenie squeezie!

peenie squeezie by thislunchmeatsmellslikefarts May 26, 2019