Spunk

The after smell of a weed session

Guy 1: Yo that smoke sesh was lit.

Guy 2: We smell like spunk, anyone got axe?

by The Real Fogle December 25, 2016

Spunk

Short for "sped monkey." Mostly used to call out someone who did something retarded.

Luke: Wait, I thought golf was when you hit a ball with a bat!"
Griffin: "You're such a spunk."

by GriffinMascja June 27, 2017

skulk

a shemale who has Uranism: arousal from person of same sex, they also use seman as a lube for anul sex acts, enjoys kissing the anus of other men and eating the crusty fecal matter that has dried around the anus like raisins.

also know as skulk0r, this version of the skulk is into Autopederasty: person inserting their own penis into their anus, they then self luse_k, has also been known to take hot salty man loads in the mouth from strangers.

"look at that guy sticking his cock up his own ass, holy shit what a skulk, hes hot!!"

JpM

by The Encyclopedia of Unusual Sex Practices June 22, 2004

spunk bomb

When someone ejaculates into a mixture of a food such as cake mix or biscuit mix so then the food smells and tastes like a hot load.

Josh: wow smell my biscuit
Mitch: dude thats pretty sick
Josh: yeah it some one definately dropped a spunk bomb.
Joe: Omg these biscuits are amazing (eats the spunk bombed biscuit in one bite)

by Hilary Clinton December 26, 2008

spunk

Term used to define a sexy punk (male).

Mmmm talking about a hott spunk.

by dana October 11, 2003

spunk bubble

a general term of abuse directed at someone.

You spunk bubble DeFoe, you should have passed the ball not taken a shot!

by Dunky Oggins October 28, 2003

Shulk

A wart that grows on one's penis.

My dick hurts when I take a piss because of my shulk, and my doctor says I can't have sex until it's gone.

by Squidney&&Gus December 13, 2010