Wedgie Spread

When you don't wipe properly and have to walk a lot. Later, you notice a sumptuous streak right across your boxers.

Damn, my mother went into my room to get my laundry. I hope she didn't see the wedgie spreads.

by Emerson89 February 10, 2014

twat spreader

twinkle twinkle little whore, close your legs they're not a door!

The technical name for a piece of training equipment found in gyms.

Used for stretching of and muscle tonuing of the hip abductor muscle or "twat"

Frequently used by fit older women; Milfs, and older women who wish they were fit; cougars.

*To females do not make eye contact while using this machine

"Bro look at that dime on the twat spreader, i think she isnt wearing panties..."

My two favorite things in this gym is the twat spreader and the yoga pants that sit in them, a thing of beauty to be admired by all.

by blooregardQkazoo March 18, 2014

look spread

The difference between a couples rate out of 10.
Ex. A couple. Hot girl 10 ugly guy 2. Look spread of 8.

A couple composed of a hot girl thats a 10 and ugly guy thats a 2 would have a look spread of 8. The lower the better for the couple.

by BIG NICK123 March 18, 2015

Clam spreading

A female taking up a “man spreading” pose.

I was on the metro and just needed room, yup, I had no choice. Clam spreading (group of women high fiving)!

by psychodynamic santa November 6, 2017

Chestnut spread

Placing premature ejaculation on the chest of an individual performing fellatio on you in a Christmas themed environment

I was so excited when the Mariah Carey Christmas song came on, while standing under the mistletoe, I lasted only a couple of seconds before giving my partner an untimely chestnut spread thus ruining her already ugly Christmas sweater.

by Crockoli4 November 30, 2017

the spread of dread

An action you take when you fart. It is done by spreading the butt cheeks out so air can flow through without a sound.

"It Smells! Looks like somebody used the spread of dread."

by littledicktrip January 14, 2018

Tuna Spread

When a girl sticks her finger(s) through her folds of her labia or all the way into her vagina and then smears the risidual batter on a guy OR girl’s mustache area/upper lip.

Guy says, “I was standing in a bar, when Kelly came up behind me and gave me a tuna spread; I think she really likes me.”

by Skysanteni June 5, 2018