ghetto spread

when your spilling tea and it turns ghetto

did u see that new post? of that’s ghetto spread

by bad bleeps September 22, 2020

Man spreading

When a man sits on a chair in a position -reminiscent of taking a dump- for the purposes of "showing off" their genitalia or otherwise be creepy and/or make people, specifically women, uncomfortable.

Stop man spreading asshole, I'm not impressed.

by factbased_definitions December 12, 2018

The Peanut Butter has been spread

A phrase used by a complete moron in a position of power noting that something has happened and is irreversible. Also that the consequences are inevitable.

During a recent conference call announcing layoffs, Vanessa noted that "the Peanut Butter has been spread". Guess she couldnt think of anything smarter to say. I wonder how she ever got her job.

by youmustmejoking December 9, 2009

spread 'em dead

necrophilia, to have sex with a dead person.

undertakers like to spread 'em dead.

by johnnylongprong January 24, 2009

spreadin ham

Spreading your ass cheeks while having sex. Spreading your ass cheeks while taking a shit. Basically spreading your ass cheeks for any reason.

Oh look! Mark is spreadin ham behind that tree.

by markassamous October 15, 2013

Spread-eagle handstand

When you stand on your hands, and spread your legs open spread eagle, as to show the crotch.

At the pool, Marco did the spread-eagle handstand.

by Sunioncarrot11 December 13, 2013

spread game

Who can spread their ass checks farther apart

Dam my spread game it mad

by Joaquin February 1, 2017