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Spreading the Dog

When someone bends over and there ass gets wider.
Andrew was spreading the dog when he dropped the cap.
by ALblondie96 February 13, 2022
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spreading

when a girl spreads her pussy lips in order to invite you for sex. the "invitation" comes from the notion that the girl is intentionally making her vagina and clit easier to access.

this can either be done with the girl on her back (for missionary) or with the girl bent over (for doggystyle).
bernice told me she was horny and asked me to come over. when i asked for proof, she just sent a picture with her spreading her pussy.
by ferr.ero rocher May 24, 2024
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Love spread

The act of spreading semen over your partner as if they were a toaster strudel.
Would you like my love spread ?
by Jl96 August 17, 2021
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Texas Spread

When a woman has a large flat area between each breasts. A large distance from each boob.
Met this girl last night with great tits but she had a Texas Spread. Her boobs were so far apart from each other.
by KrugerFC June 14, 2022
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spread and dread

When you go down on a super hot girl but once you spread you immediately dread the decision realizing the stench if dat pussy but go for it anyway
by Dj Gunty Huntz April 7, 2015
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Korean Spread aka Kspread

When a Korean woman lays out her back and uses her index finger and middle finger to spread her pussy wide open as if a small child was going to swim out of it
Bro I was in the bathroom, came out and Sujiyama was in a korean spread aka kspread
by BuddyFunBus January 14, 2024
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french spread

A french spread is a delightful assortment of cheeses arrayed on the inner thigh of a person. This spread must be picked up via the tongue, and the plate must be licked clean when the cheese is finished.
The cheese monger had acquired a nice meunster to finish the french spread.
by theevanshow December 2, 2014
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